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OK, My buddies and I had this plan to float down the river sunday. Let me explain this river. It is the Lehigh River it goes through almost every town in our area. We decided we are going to hop on tubes and float down the river like 5 or 6 miles on Sunday Afternoon.

Well the trip began well took us like hour to blow up like 8 tubes for us all to float down. We finally got to the site parked cars at the end and then went to the begining of where we were going to get into the river.

Well I am apparently fat. I weigh like 240 Pounds and im 6'2. You see from the pictures i could lose some weight but by no means am i fat. I am a pretty strong muscular type guy.

Everyone took off down the river. I was last to get in. I jumped on the tube and my ass flew off the back side the tube went down the river. Mind you once you go off the ledge it is a 50 foot wall on 1 side and on the other side which may be like 3/4 mile wide was woods. So the tube took off on me i chased it down got on again and again my fat ass slid off.

Well i caught up again right before these big rapids. I tried to get on again and again the tube was too small for my fat ass. As i jumped on this time my sandal snapped right in half. The tube went down the river and over the rapids. So here i am barefoot with rocks under my feet about 1/2 mile down the river trying to walk back to the site where we got into the water and parked our cars.

Needless to say if you ever walked into the current barefoot ontop of rocks rocks broken glass it is not fun. I do not recomend doing this. So now my whole body is scraped and cut up from the current causing me to fall over and onto the rocks. Both my feet were bleeding badly along with my hands from falling onto them. I think I broke my thumb. (too much of a chicken shyt to go to the doctor to check) and worse of all i have sunburn all over my body from the 96 degree heat.

Hope everyone is having a good day.

O yea funniest part was when we got in the water there was group of 15-25 year olds there partying their asses off basically laughing at me the whole way as i fell every 3 feet.

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Sounds like a blast though, my girl wants to go tubing. Maybe I will bring her next weekend.

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next trip...try the 2 man rubber boat...lol

oh to be young again

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