This is how bored PoWdA is at work today.


I have a question regaurding man law. We all know various man laws, some are smipler than others (you don't share a beer with another man) but some are a little fuzzier. This one is the latter.

The situation -

Powda needs to pee at work bad. He enters the restroom and find a few options, none are all that appealing. Here are the options with an MS paint that is color coded to my options:

(note that the green path is where I entered the restroom)


Okay so here is what is happeneing: I am walking into the bathroom. The red x's are other dudes. One is standing and peeing and one is sitting and doing whatever in the stall(the things near the top against the wall are urinals, the other round ones are stalls with doors and toilets). Of the 3 urinals the 2 on the right are normal big boy urinals and the one on the far left is a little kid one that just about comes up to my belly button. Now man-law dictates that we try to space it out, you try to avoid a stall/urinal directly next to another man, here are my options, color coded for ease of explaination:

Green - Go for my normal stall. It is a big boy stall. The problem? I am sandwiching myself between 2 men although I have little other choice, I would really like to avoid this option if at all possible.

Pink - Use the little boy stall. This option I hate. The guy in the middle urinal would probobly be like "wtf, he is using a kiddy stall." I think we can rule this out as an option.

Blue - Use the handicapped stall. The problem with this is that I only have to pee and I generally use my god given right to pee standing up if at all possible. On the other side I could have a seat, I deserve it anyway, I work hard. It would be pretty gay to stand and pee in a urinal. I should note I only have to pee and nothing else.



So this is how bored I am at work. 15 minutes until I am off for the weekend and I have had this question as this situtation arose last week and I have been contemplating the correct action ever sense. it is not that I can't pull into the green stall and let it fly, no problem there, the question is regarding the unspoken language of man-law, some things just aren't spoken about but in the moment, it is on all of our minds.

The Questions:

What decision most adheres to man-law?

Which option is the most gay?

Least gay?

What do you do?











Discalimer: I was high on being stuck at work on a Friday afternoon when I posted this. Please don't hold it against me.

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Best Option-----handicap stall, sit down pretend you are pooping and take an easy 5 minute break.

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Kickboyswoop

I do like it, but I need to hear more arguments before I chime in.

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Thank You for posting the picture it does make life easier to decipher this.

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Kickboyswoop

Pee in the sink, no other viable options exist.

Thank you all for your replies.

For the record I went right into option 1 - the green stall and immedietly felt surrounded by man. It sucked, but I got through it and wanted to know if anyone had a better soloution incase this happens again. Thank you all.

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"You will succeed far more by capitalizing on your opponents mistakes than you will by the greatness of your own play." --- I am not sure who said this but it is a great quote and piece of advice.


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